Autumn, 2017
The government of Japan has passed the Second Consolatory Education Bill.
Men and women over 30 who have never had sex
have started the top secret education at Adult High School.
[Arakawa Eito]
I'm getting sick of this. [Cherrito]
I am a virgin. A virgin.
What?
What's wrong, Haruka-chan?
No. Someone is harassing me.
I guess Tokyo changes people.
Haru...
Why can't people live without being involved with others?
However, I have to be deeply involved with a woman
in order to graduate from this school.
What's this?
[Get lost, Scum]
Someone...
Cherrito-kun is a player who has slept with 1,000 women.
is trying to prevent me from graduating.
But who and for what purpose?
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Director, how did it go with Koharu-san?
I was concerned about the situation in North and South Korea.
I'm also worried about the impact on stock prices.
That's not what I'm asking...
Cherrito-kun.
[Kawamoto Carlos Yu]
Sasho-san.
[Yaru-Dente]
You don't have to say anything.
[Gonda Kansuke]
[Sasho]
Sorry, it's a habit I picked up when I played baseball.
It was my job
to encourage weary friends.
Oh. Well, thanks.
Apparently I can't expect much from Director.
I can only depend on myself. If that's the case,
I'll find the culprit who is prevented me from graduating with harassment mail.
Some people get hurt from trifling words and give up on love.
I think that's a shame.
[Himetani Sakura / Assistant Teacher]
Some clumsy people say the opposite of what they really want.
If you want a lover,
you need to read the signs of the heart
that are hidden behind the words.
Read the heart behind the words?
I knew it. Sakura-san is very suspicious.
I mean, who else?
Did she tease me because she likes me?
What's the matter?
Aren't you the culprit who sent that text?
Listen, I told you it wasn't me.
It's natural for a woman to not want
to show her ugly side to a person she loves.
However, you went too far this time.
[Get lost, Scum]
What's this?
I understand you don't want to lose me for someone else
since I'm an elite in a top-class bank and a Tokyo University graduate.
But if you want me, you should fight for me fairly.
Am I wrong?
Who do you think you are?
I know a plenty of elites like you
and people who are better than you.
Better, you say? I bet...
A handsome New Yorker who graduated from a prestigious college and runs his own company.
A doctor who has a law degree.
A Tokyo university student who earns 100 million yen in a week.
They're better than me.
So what sort of relationship do you have with them?
Well... sex friends.
What are you going to do when you find the culprit?
I just want to stop the person from ruining my graduation.
Do you think you can have sex with the culprit?
What?
According to your theory,
the culprit is bothering you because the culprit likes you.
What is she saying out of blue?
But it's a good idea.
There is no doubt the culprit is a woman who is jealous of my relationship with Haruka-chan.
That means when I find the culprit
and accept her feelings,
I'd be able to sleep with the culprit.
Which means I can graduate.
Who is it? Who?
Who is the culprit who leads me to graduation?
Adult High School Episode 4
Here. Please distribute these to everyone, Class President.
Thanks.
What are you doing?
What's wrong?
Spare-san, I didn't know you're so kind.
Not to everyone. [Sonobe Maki / Spare]
I heard you're a Tokyo University graduate.
I see what's going on here.
Since she works for a leading trading company,
it's only a matter of course to notice my value.
You're just a convenient woman to him.
What do you mean by convenient?
It's not strange if her gratitude to me concerning her relationship
with her petty boss has turned into a feeling of love.
Then, she's the culprit.
If so, when I accept her feeling,
I can sleep with her soon.
Why are you staring at me?
But she seems scary.
And she is complicated.
She is not my favorite type.
Health Education for Adults Sex Position Studies
Everyone please demonstrate these positions. [Mochida Mamoru / Assistant Teacher]
- Demonstrate? - But...
- front of everyone? - That's...
Don't say this is abuse of authority or sexual harassment.
What kind of school do you think this is?
I'm asking you to be naked, so just do it.
- The first is you two, Class Presidents. - What?
Come on. A girl should lay down.
Come here.
A boy goes on top of girl.
This is the most common position, Missionary.
Now, lay down on your back. Girl on top.
This is the girl-on-top position.
My GPA is 75.
So why in the world am I doing this?
How long do I have to stay in this school?
Yaru-Dente is cheering for me again.
Friendship between men, it really touches my heart.
And this is the cowgirl position.
Can we stop now?
Come to think of it, her humiliation as a woman must be immeasurable.
Moreover, what is this? I can almost smell her sexiness.
She is not my type, but
the shame of the arrogant intelligent woman is strangely sensual.
When you look at her, she has a beautiful face.
I hate a coward.
Looking from another perspective, that was that her sign of liking me?
If that's the case, I could accept her feeling.
It's possible.
In order to improve your situation, those who are not making any progress...
after deep deliberation...
On Saturday and Sunday,
we've decided to go on a training camp.
Training camp on the weekend?
This is the guidebook for the training camp.
Wait a second.
We've agreed to attend school only on Monday to Wednesday.
We were catching up our work on weekends.
You've got to be kidding me.
Stop complaining!
You're obligated
to the government education,
to become an adult by the Second Education Law.
Look.
Do you see the empty seat without graduation flower?
Do you know what happened to the student who was sitting here?
What an insinuating remark.
The person is detained in the Public Security on suspicion of being absent
from the Adult High School for no apparent reason.
- Public Security? - Detained?
So they are allowed to do that?
You need time to face your life in a serious manner. [Yamada Pegasus / Homeroom Teacher]
You need time to talk to your friends.
And I want to be your friend.
Through this training camp,
I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with everyone.
Today, Teacher Pegasus is...
strangely passionate.
But, in order to impress her,
I have to prove logically the meaninglessness of the camp and force them cancel it.
I love it, Teacher Pegasus.
I feel your dauntlessness.
- Did you feel my passion, Yaru-Dente? - I did.
Everyone, let's go to the camp
and share our problems and secrets.
If Yaru-Dente is agreeing to go, I'll go, too.
Cherrito-kun and Sasho-san, would you agree, too?
- Well... - I can't say no to you.
I oppose the idea.
Chief Shiratori has an important meeting on Saturday.
You must be kidding, Spare-san.
You're still thinking of your petty boss while you're aiming at me?
Am I a spare of the Spare?
I have to summarize a proposal on Sunday.
He's counting on me.
Read behind the words.
She may be sending out the sign
that she wants me to make her forget her petty boss.
Have you ever heard,
"Love grows while a couple doesn't see each other?"
If you decline his invitation occasionally,
he would understand your importance.
Or, you're not confident?
It'd be fun just like a school trip.
Adult High School Camp Guidebook
That means the training camp could be
our graduation trip.
♪ As I hold your hand
♪ I don't have any nice words to tell you
You're doing well. Sing with your passion.
Teacher Pegasus, I love these songs.
It's a number of great songs that I selected without any sleep.
(Songs from school dramas)
This is surprisingly fun.
I feel like the rain is smoothing my heart.
You are working in a time like this?
When I return to Tokyo, he'd be touched after seeing this perfect proposal.
It's a strategy to remind my importance to my Chief
who is anxious of losing me.
The spare woman won't get it till she dies.
♪ Some confuse others
The purpose of the training camp isn't only to raise students' awareness.
♪ Some split up from others
It's also our important mission to establish a couple of students
in a resort.
And Sasho-san who is courted by a younger lady,
and popular Yaru-Dente, to find out the mystery of
why those two are still virgins.
[HOTEL HAPPY KISS]
We're going for a social study tour.
Social study?
Isn't this a love motel?
I've heard rumors, but it's my first time stepping into a love motel.
What kind of structure is this place?
I'd be lying if I say I'm not curious.
Here.
What is it?
The hotel gave us the stamp cards.
Stamp card?
How could I use this?
What will my partner think if I pull out the stamp card at a reception of a love motel?
That's right, Spare-san.
You have a good point.
Having this card would make me an impure person with a dirty mind. How embarrassing!
I must've gained her favor with the support just now.
This is why you're still virgins!
Who says having a dirty mind is impure?
Without a dirty mind, we can't stop the declining birthrate nor development of humanity.
Please have a dirty mind proudly.
There is no shame in having sex.
Wow, you're really passionate, Teacher Pegasus.
If you insist,
let's enjoy the tour, Cherrito-kun.
If you say so...
You give in too easily.
Crap, I’m losing her favor.
The room that is full of playfulness
is perfect for who wants to hide a dirty mind.
Wait. Unexpectedly this place is pretty substantial.
The fairy-tale like room is favored by girls.
Unexpectedly, this room is luxurious.
I can't help but to imagine a situation.
How do I look, Cherrito-kun?
Why don't you try something on, Cherrito-kun.
Why do you dress up like a high school girl?
The next is home economic training.
Cooking is where girls can show your skills
and it's important skills for men
to be popular.
Please deepen your friendships with your classmates in curry making.
[Adult High School Love Correlation Chart]
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Himiko-san, that's an onion.
So?
Perhaps, you've never cooked before.
When the time comes, my meal would be placed by the door.
And the plates are taken away after I'm done.
Sounds like a prison.
But you have to improve your feminine abilities.
Not a problem if my husband can cooks.
Wow, it looks delicious.
- You're really good at it. - Amazing.
Wow!
Your cutting skill is at a professional level.
Well, I've been single for a long time,
so my cooking skill has improved.
The honey and the apple must be the secret ingredients.
It's going to be the best manly curry.
You know about a curry dish well.
When I'm with you, I feel energetic.
It's dangerous.
You're right. A man who can cook is attractive.
This is bad. I want to show off
to win her heart.
But I can't cook. So what do I do?
This is it!
She would be impressed how caring I am handing out the beer.
Ah!
Thank you for the meal.
[You have an e mail from Shiratori Koichi.]
I invited a younger subordinate to the meeting. She is very capable.
It's all thanks to you. I appreciate it.
As I expected from the petty boss, he abandoned you so fast.
Would he understand my importance?
You see? I shouldn't have listen to you.
It's good to know his true nature.
How about you start a new love with an unmarried man?
Listen, I'm not interested in some cheap men.
Your favorite Tokyo University graduate is right there.
Sorry for the wait. You can drink your beer now.
We're drinking already.
What?
Wow, tasty! [Bento Shop Kawamoto]
My shop's cups are cute, aren't they?
He is a Tokyo University graduate, but clumsy.
Why can't I do anything right?
I intended to advance in the game,
but instead, I repeatedly lost points because of my own goals.
If this continues, she may lose interest in me.
By the way, why do you keep looking at me?
What? I'm not.
Why am I flustered?
She was the one who liked me first.
Yum!
After eating, we'll decide an orienteering pair by drawing lots.
The destination is the hotel we're going to stay tonight.
I didn't expect to pair up with Spare-san.
I still have a chance. Fate is backing us up.
With my great sense of direction
and map reading skills,
it would be a perfect escort to minimize her fatigue.
Why are you making me walk through bushes?
Well, I chose the shortest course so you won't be tired.
You're so inconsiderate.
Why is she scolding me?
Women hate bugs and snakes.
More than likely, there would be bugs and snakes here.
Why are you so inconsiderate?
... the heck?
I'm escorting you in the best way I can.
Listen, I'm really angry right now.
Can you show generosity to comfort me gently?
I don't understand why are you upset.
It's a given. I'm mad about Chief Shiratori.
He invited a girl to a meeting instead of me.
It's all because I came to the camp.
If you're interested in me, why don't you comfort me a little.
Sorry.
What's the matter?
There was a moth.
Then I should be thankful to the moth.
Huh?
Thanks to the moth, the distance between us is reduced.
Are you an idiot?
What? No, my GPA is 75.
That's not what I meant.
Just let me get out of this thicket, idiot!
With her personality, she can't possibly be a human.
What should I do? I'm so lucky to be walking with him alone.
[Beware of Snakes]
Is he scared of snakes?
Then, this could be a chance of the lifetime.
Yaru-Dente, I see a snake over there!
I really, really can't do this.
- Let's get out of here quickly. - Calm down.
You can hold on to me.
You saved me, Himiko-san.
Our bodies are so close like lovers.
Let's get out of here.
With you, I'll go anywhere...
and wherever.
What?
Inn... we've arrived.
I wonder if Cherrito-kun and Sasho-san are already there.
Let's talk all night while we eat and drink.
Yeah!
The inn's hot spring is open 24 hours, however...
please be aware that men's and women's baths will switch places at midnight.
Okay.
When you find a partner,
feel free to use a room on the second floor
to express your love.
I wish you luck on graduating.
Cheers!
I think we can expect a good outcome tonight.
But, we still don't know the mystery of Sasho-san and Yaru-Dente.
Oops.
I really enjoy drinking with men.
Teacher Pegasus.
Please don't call me teacher since we are drinking casually.
I'm younger than you, so just call me Pegasus.
- It was expected for Teacher Pegasus... - It's Pegasus.
Pegasus is a such passionate man.
I'm happy to be teaching in this school.
I'm a middle school graduate and don't remember attending school.
Is that why you like school dramas so much?
Yes. My wife and I were infatuated with school dramas.
I wanted to have a fist fight with a teacher,
and struggle with love and friendship.
So you want to witness those experiences in the Adult High School.
It is also to relieve my regret of my wife who couldn't become a teacher.
Because of me, she got pregnant and married when she was in high school.
She's been busy taking care for five children ever since then.
If you didn't go to a middle school, what did you do?
I loitered around the city at night.
I grew up by watching adults' love affairs.
I even fought with mafia because of my love troubles.
What?
That's why you guys irritate me so much.
Okay!
I'm going to punch all of you to teach you a lesson.
- No! - Wait.
Today's schools are very strict against violent discipline.
Thanks, you guys.
I know you're worried for me.
It's a friendship between teachers and students.
- Right. - Whatever you say.
To deepen the bond of our friendship, should we go to a hot spring?
- Show each other our naked bodies. - You bastards!
Did he fall asleep?
- He fell asleep. - "Pega" is out.
Drink and forget!
There are a plenty of men out there.
I don't need your sympathy, Himiko.
It's painful to watch a woman who was dumped.
Let me tell you something.
I was the one who declined to attend the meeting.
I dumped Chief Shiratori.
An unpopular woman doesn't admit defeat.
Unpopular?
Look who's talking.
I'm making great progress.
I even held his hand.
And he held me tight.
You're lying.
So I'll support your love.
Whatever.
You may not notice this,
but you have an opportunity to find a new love.
What?
There is no doubt since it's coming from me who have read hundreds of romance manga.
You should listen to woman's opinions sometimes.
Come to think of it,
it's my first time to talk to a woman like this in a trip.
- It's my first time traveling with a real person. - Real person?
I skipped school trips.
Before I came to the Adult High School,
I was a shut-in and never stepped out of my room for 5 years.
Let me join you.
I agree with her about you finding a new love.
You're disreputable.
It's the teacher's job to understand students' movement.
By the way, how did you become an Adult High's teacher?
I was scouted.
I was asked what sex means to me,
so I said it's the same as breathing and eating.
They said, "A cute girl like you brightens up the classroom,
and you can help getting rid of students' prejudice against sex."
Did she call herself cute?
Her attitude really irritates me.
This is nice, isn't it?
We should travel with all men next time.
Traveling is nice, but
we can't graduate unless we have sex with a girl.
I let Koharu-chan run away from me.
She ran away?
You still have a chance.
People can change, you know.
You could fall in love with a type of woman that you've never imagined.
I can see that.
I started to take interests in a woman I've never thought of.
What? Who is it? I won't tell anyone, so tell me.
Tell me.
Those who say "I won't tell anyone" will tell everyone.
Wait, the water went up in my nose.
Time-out!
Stop!
I'm sorry.
Sorry about that. I'm getting out before I get dizzy.
Ciao!
Well, I'm getting out, too.
Do you need it?
I have to tell you something important. Can you come to the main hall of Yogyoku Temple at 5 tomorrow morning?
What's this? A love letter?
When and who placed it here?
I've known Eito for a long time, but he's not gay.
Then, could it be Yaru-Dente?
Is he really gay?
Is that why he is still a virgin although he's popular with women?
And is he aiming at me now?
It's been a long time that I felt so free.
But, is it okay for me to be so relaxed?
If I want to graduate, the training camp is a perfect opportunity.
Perfect temperature.
Spare-san? I didn't think you would do this.
Cherrito-kun, why...?
What an aggressive gesture.
What a bold move for a coward.
This is rather surprising. Do you like me that much?
I can kick him out, but he's a Tokyo University graduate.
I'll let you stay if you like me that much.
I don't hate your passion.
What is he going to do now?
Don't tell me she wants to do it right here.
What are we doing here right now?
Is this so-called foreplay?
You know...
The stars are beautiful, aren't they?
What?
You're right.
What's going on here?
Since when did they become so close?
Why is Sakura-chan here?
She came with bad timing.
Wait. Why are those two in the women's bath?
The current situation is too confusing.
Did they come to violate me?
No, that can't be true.
Maybe she came to disturb Spare-san and I?
If so, the culprit of the harassment mail must be Sakura-chan.
The mystery deepens even more.
Cherrito-kun,
can you leave the women's bath?
What?
Wait...
Women's bath? Is it past midnight?
Oh, that's why...
I need to calm down. My heart is still pounding.
Huh? It's still 23:12 (11:12 pm).
I thought the bath switches places at midnight.
Something is not right.
Why are you here?
Why? Why can't I?
Did you run away without taking an action?
You were aiming for Spare-san, weren't you?
You were naked, but you didn't do anything?
No. Tell me how do you know all that.
Could it be...
you switched the signs for men's and women's baths?
So what if I did?
You're not denying it.
But for what purpose?
For a friendship between women.
To support her new love.
That was the best support for you, too.
You're a disguisting trash.
Even so, what you did was wrong.
If an unknown guest comes in,
I could be arrested for a sex crime.
That's even better.
If you are arrested, you don't have to attemd school.
Get lost, Scum.
What?
[Get lost, Scum]
Was it you who put the strange note in my shoe box?
- So what if I did? - What?
You're not denying it.
Wait a sec. Calm down. Does this mean...
Himiko-san was the one who sent the harassment mail?
As she was chasing after Yaru-Dente,
did she fall in love with me?
No, that's not it.
She wouldn't tell me to get lost, if she likes me.
And it doesn't explain why she plotted for Spare-san and I to be in the bath alone.
Even with my brain of GPA 75,
I can't solve this mystery.
Let's drink together. I need your explanation.
Why would I want to drink with you?
Let me tell you something. I really hate you.
I don't get this. I really don't understand anything anymore.
The day ended without any accomplishment.
Who is the culprit that should lead me to graduation?
I can't sleep! I can't get the letter out of my mind.
I can't completely deny that the sender could be Eito.
But, was it you?
Was it you, Yaru-Dente?
Why was Eito-san there after all?
Sexual frustration? Drunk?
Even so, the bold gesture isn't like him.
I'm certain that he's been interested in me for a while.
I don't mind his attention since he's a Tokyo University graduate.
What is she doing?
She seems to be watching over the men's room.
I knew it was him.
What should I do? He's gone. What should I do?
Yaru-Dente, I knew it was you.
Why are those two...
meeting here?
Um...
- Sasho-san. - Don't.
You don't have to say anything.
I admire you
for being honest
with your feelings.
I, too,
really enjoyed
your encouragement. I appreciate it as a man's friendship.
So I want to accept your feelings.
- But... - Please listen to the end.
I know humans have many possibilities.
We don't know whom we will end up liking.
But it's impossible for me.
Even with a woman who liked me,
I couldn't...
I can't do it.
Because I...
I...
have erectile dysfunction.
What?
I suffer from ED.
ED?
Sudden shocking confession?
That's why he backed out Koharu-san's invitation.
He was attending Adult High with such an agony.
You must've suffered a lot, Director.
There is nothing wrong with my health.
But...
When I face a partner,
I can't, because of my emotional problem.
I'm sorry
for making you confess the uncomfortable matter.
But don't worry.
It can be cured. I'll find a great doctor for you.
Even if I'm cured, I can't accept your feelings.
You're kind, Sasho-san.
You're really kind.
Although you rejected me,
you shared your problem
so you don't hurt my feelings.
Reject me?
No way, Yaru-Dente is...
You got this all wrong.
It was a mistake.
What?
Because I was flustered, I didn't realize
that I put the letter in Sasho-san's basket.
The truth is...
I meant to give it to someone else.
But, other than me there was only...
That's right.
I meant to give the letter
to Cherrito-kun.
- Him? - Huh?
The person I like is
Cherrito-kun.
Cherrito-kun, you're here.
Well...
I'm sorry.
Since you're here,
can I confess my feelings to you?
Cherrito-kun,
- I... - Wait!
Before that I want to find out something.
Who ruined my relationship with Haruka-chan with the harassment text,
was you?
Were you the culprit?
Why don't tell him the truth.
Himiko-san, why are you here?
Do you know something?
I accidentally saw it that day.
- There is no such a thing. - Of course not. Samurai doesn't exist.
Don't say it doesn't exist.
You know what, Spare-san.
There are a plenty of nice guys out there. [Cherrito-kun is a player who slept with 1,000 women.]
That's how I found out Yaru-Dente's feelings toward you.
That's the reason I hate you.
But you don't like a man who used a dirty trick, do you?
At the moment, I was confused.
I don't know why I did that.
My fingers moved unconsciously.
I'm sorry, Cherrito-kun.
You can't undo your wrongdoing, even if you apologize!
Do you know how much you hurt Haruka-chan?
Do you know how sad I was?
You're right.
I don't have the right to like you.
I'm not qualified to be your friend.
I'm so sorry.
All of you were here?
And you saw the whole thing?
I have great news today.
During the weekend training camp, we had two couples.
And four students graduated.
Applause.
Moreover, we have a new student joining us today.
A new student?
Mr. Iwashimizu.
I'm Iwashimizu.
I hear everyone calls each other by a nickname.
Then, my nickname should be Prince.
Prince?
What's wrong with him?
I've been called Prince all the time.
Mr. Iwashimizu, you don't have to reveal everything.
I don't mind it, since I hate secrets.
I'm warning you not to mess with me
because my father is the Prime Minister.
The son of the Prime Minister...
is a virgin?